This is a movie that exists. I completely understand that it’s a spoof of vintage scifi and war films. The coloration is good, the story is … interesting. If you suspend a good deal of disbelief, you might even belie… no. No you’ll never believe any of it is possible. But you might enjoy it… maybe. It was all the phallic shit that got to me.
Homoeroticim is all well and good, but I don’t need to see a giant mechanical spider not-so-symbolically rape a dude. I really don’t.
Good font on the title scene and credits, though!