I didn’t intend this to become a series, but apparently it is.
Did you know that if a cat vomits as you’re closing the door to run to work when you’re already late and OMG I’LL JUST CLEAN IT WHEN I GET HOME, CRAP WHY DID I PRESS SNOOZE!??!!? that ants will totally invade your house and clean the mess for you?
Because they do. I mean, I cleaned and disinfected the floor and all that but…wow. Go ants, I guess.